Science is more than your seventh grade teacher droning on about nematodes. Science can be funny, and NCBI ROFL is proof. Rectal salami. The correlation between ass size and penis length. Dolphin tattoos. The possibilities are endless.
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We choose to go to the moon
We’re back!
The Daily Procrastinator writers missed a lot while we were out for the month of July, not the least of which was the 40th anniversary of the moon landing. Unless you were living on a deserted island, you probably already learned nearly everything you needed to know about this historical event. But just in case you didn’t, I’d like to direct you to a favorite site of mine, Badass of the Week. In honor of the moon landing, I present Buzz Aldrin, Badass.