The Daily Procrastinator

I’m originally from Philadelphia, and now that I’ve spent a decade living in California, I’m astonished by how horrible my Back-East Eating Habits are.

I’ve been living in Eastern Daylight Time since late night Saturday, and have consumed, on average, 13,240,000 calories per day.  I have eaten:

• Ham & cheese omelette with a side of pancakes and plenty of syrup
• Iced lemon pound cake… for breakfast
• A sandwich slathered in blue cheese dressing, with a side of chips
• Canneloni in cream sauce
• French toast, sausage, bacon, pancakes and fruit salad (guilt begins to set in)
• Ham & cheese sandwich and fruit salad (guilt becomes more intense)
• Vegetarian burrito bowl from Chipotle (not the worst thing ever)
• Chocolate… and chocolate
• Donuts
• Horrible pizza
• Chocolate
• A deep-fried chicken sandwich with wing sauce, ranch dressing and fries
• More donuts

I still haven’t had any cheesesteaks, hoagies, soft pretzels, Tastykakes, good pizza or any other fat and calorie-laden favorites, so I have all of that to look forward to tomorrow and Thursday.  If I can make it back to California on the 10th with even one pair of pants that can still button, it will be a miracle.